Это очень тупо, но очень смешно! Или я сейчас просто в таком настроении

Nothing Suits Arthur Like a Suit
Author: forgerness
Pairing: Established Arthur/Saito
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2286
Disclaimer: I don't own Inception. Nolan does.
Spoilers/Warnings: Pure, unadulterated crack, suit fetish, abuse of Japanese honorifics

"Once he was at the door to Saito’s home, he rang the doorbell. He heard a grand chime play on the inside. It sounded distinctly like Beethoven’s Bad Romance. Arthur had an amazing memory when it came to remembering melodies.

“I want your love. Love, love, love…” Arthur whispered, doing a small dance. Beethoven was his favorite musician.

Saito answered the door, dressed sharply with an expensive suit and tie. Arthur was immediately jealous."